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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power of words

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!