The power to stop existing.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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To have the power to breathe

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The power.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to take a crap.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to do your homework.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!