- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to make water expire.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to be invisable when your dead

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be gay on command.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

Pointless Super Powers