The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to jump

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to even

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!