The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the ability to type slower.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!