The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to nit propely

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to become powerless

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!