The power of compulsive lying.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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To have the power to breathe

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!