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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.
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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them
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the power to be immortal, but only temporally
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man
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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.
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To never remember what the word if means
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.
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The ability to walk slower than everyone else
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The power to think of food
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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!
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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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The power to have really sweaty palms.
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The ability to smell colors
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The power to survive at absolute zero
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The power to lose all your limbs
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The power... to move you.
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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.
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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!