- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

the power to disinfect wigs.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to make water expire.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to become famous on vine

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

Pointless Super Powers