The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to fire my lazer

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!