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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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the power to half transform to something.
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The Superpower to sleep at night.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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The power to sneeze scissors
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.
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The power to make water expire.
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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.
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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man
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The power to become famous on vine
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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...
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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.
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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.
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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you
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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner
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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.
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The power to eat socks
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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!
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the ability to die on command
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The power to touch your toes
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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.
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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.
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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!