The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power... to move you.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to die on command

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to summon a pen, once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!