- Pointless Super Powers

The power to read your own mind

The power to be gay on command.

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to turn into a baby randomly

the super power of being a housewife..

the ability to darken darkness

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to die whenever you want.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to have a super power,

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power of 12% levetation

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to never finish your sentences because

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to sleep anytime your tired

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!