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The power to never be old but died at young age
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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.
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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.
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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.
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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.
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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.
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The power to smell any point in time
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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time
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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.
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The power to touch your toes
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The power to reverse walk backwards.
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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman
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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.
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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?
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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.
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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.
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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass
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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco
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The power to have a pointless power.
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the power to defecate while standing up...
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!