The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to like any show

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to stop existing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!