The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!