The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to think of food

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!