The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to have a dick in the box

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to spelle caretly

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to change your weight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!