The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to become translucent

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to have no power

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!