Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to die at will

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to nit propely

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!