The power of bad luck

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!