the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!