The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!