- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to become translucent

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

Invisible handwriting.

ikawlhan forever

The power to rotten food.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

Pointless Super Powers