The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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lol

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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mint berry crunch

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!