The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!