The power that will grant you no power.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to not see anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!