- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to fart rainbows

The power of 12% levetation

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to not have any powers

The Power to die at will

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! BOOOOOOM Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to speak in only anime openings

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

Pointless Super Powers