the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!