The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power... to move you.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!