power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to even

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power... to move you.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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To never remember what the word if means

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!