The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!