The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

the power to be invisible, but only at night

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The power of a power of a power of a power

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to rite liek dis

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!