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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to get extra homework

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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to spelle caretly

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!