The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!