The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to self destruct

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!