The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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75% levitation

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to eat socks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!