the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to not be color blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!