The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to know when someone queefed

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make youself dumb

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!