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the power to read this sentence
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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders
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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test
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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!
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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.
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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done
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The Power to Die if you are dead
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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales
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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.
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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear
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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.
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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.
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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!
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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity
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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love
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make youself dumb
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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater
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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world
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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts
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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!