to poop a penny every year

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!