- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The power to be french.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

mint berry crunch

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power of bad luck

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

Pointless Super Powers