the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!