The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power to eat with your butt

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!