power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

the power to control nothing

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power... to move you.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to disappear up your own asshole

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

make youself dumb

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!