The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to not do it.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to create powers

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!