- Pointless Super Powers

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to ejaculate lava.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to be gay on command.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the super power of being a housewife..

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to fart in colour

the power of words

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!