The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to get extra homework

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to read this sentence

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!