The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the ability to type slower.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!