The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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Acid tears.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!