Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to get extra homework

The power to fart rainbows

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

to spelle caretly

the power to shape shift to yourself

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!