- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The power to not care.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power of having two left hands.

The ability to be in fashion.

Pointless Super Powers