The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!