the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!