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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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cry acid tears

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the power to die

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!