The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have no power

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!