mint berry crunch

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to eat socks

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to even

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!