The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!