- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to fire my lazer

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

the power to smell like ham

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to be more human than most people.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The ability to jump

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

Pointless Super Powers