the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to digest corn.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!