The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the ability to die on command

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the power to make glass clear

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!