- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Acid tears.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power of a power of a power of a power

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

Pointless Super Powers