the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!