The power to laugh in Japanese.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to rotten food.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to police irony

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!