- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to be a woman

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

Pointless Super Powers

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!