The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to be blind

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!