the power to fart every time you blink

thumb_up thumb_down -18

the ability to darken darkness

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

thumb_up thumb_down -22

the power to get extra homework

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

thumb_up thumb_down -24

to spelle caretly

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the power to shape shift to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -26

the ability to manually control your breathing

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to walk on frozen water.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to fly but only in your room

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!