the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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Acid tears.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!