The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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75% levitation

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!