the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to be a woman

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!