- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to catch em' all

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

Pointless Super Powers