The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!