The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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lol

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The power to die at will

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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make youself dumb

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!