The power to touch your toes

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!