- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Taekwondo

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

To have the power to breathe

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power to breathe

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power to fart every time you blink

the ability to darken darkness

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

Pointless Super Powers