Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power of words

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!