The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!