The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power... to move you.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to not see anything

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!