The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to like any show

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!