- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to solve paradoxes

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to make money disappear.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to see you're self in a mirror

Pointless Super Powers