The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to control mealworms

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to lose all your limbs

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!