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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!
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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.
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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.
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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person
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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others
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The power to not see anything
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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.
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The power to not get shit d*ck
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life
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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu
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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit
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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose
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75% levitation
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mint berry crunch
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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls
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the power to turn retarted
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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The power to (place useless super power here)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!