The power to be a woman

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!