The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!