The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to read your own mind

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!