the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to like this post

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!