- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power of being aquaman.

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

Taekwondo

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

the power to go on this website

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

the power to hear a dog whistle

the power to give yourself sunburn

the power to glow in the light

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

Pointless Super Powers