The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The Power to fart glitter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!