The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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75% levitation

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!