Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!