The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!