The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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cry acid tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!