To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!