power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to fly in space

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to count to infinity.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!