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The power to lose all your limbs

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fall asleep each time you

the ability to levitate

The power to have no power

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The power to touch your toes

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

to randomly self destruct at any time

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!