The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

power to age faster

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to live until you die.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to see water one meter behind you.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

teleport to the place where you stand

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!