The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

thumb_up thumb_down +167

The power of having two left hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +131

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

75% levitation

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to shit without squinting.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

the ability to solve paradoxes

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to see the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to rotten food.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to turn into a piece of paper

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to shit on the ceiling

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to see through things that are invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to read this sentence

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to knock yourself unconscious

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to create a pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!