The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the power to hovertate

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!