The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to speak braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!