make youself dumb

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to count to infinity.

The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

Power to freeze ice.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to make money disappear.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!