The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to become famous on vine

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

the power to smell like ham

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to waste money

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!