being black

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to die at will

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to be powerless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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75% levitation

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!