The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

make youself dumb

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to count to infinity.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to stop existing.

The power to buy free things.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to ejaculate napalm

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!