the power to see through windows.;.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!