- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be powerless

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to reed a platypus mind.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to digest corn.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to have gravity.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

Pointless Super Powers