- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

Pointless Super Powers