The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!